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Harry Callahan / Clint Eastwood Who said, "**Hasta la vista, baby**." T-800 / Arnold Schwarzenegger Who said, "**Don't push me man, just don't push me**." Humpty Dumpty
They exchange pleasant trees
He asks "What can the government do for you?" A man says: "We basically have two problems.... The first one is... we have no doctor in town" The politician immediately pulls out his iphone, dials a number and has a short conversation. He hangs up and says: "Settled, there will be a doctor here from tomorrow on... What's the second problem?" "We don't have a mobile phone signal..."
Because the Americans dropped it! I don’t know if it’s original I did come up with it, and wanted to test the wa’ers
He'd left us with such a good invention that there was *no coffin* at his funeral.
I thought: That's an unnecessary comma - and then it hit me.
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A zebra in a lion's mouth
Because I don't remember how to finish this joke
I know I'll turn a prophet!
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